“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.”

“Cross-country skiing is fine as long as you live in a small country.”

“always remember your unique, just like everone else”

“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...”

“I just lost a buttonhole.”

“I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”