“One has got to cope with the life, said the mountain man tying shoe with an earthworm”
“I used to tell young preachers, in order to preach you've got to have the power of God on your life. Now I tell them, in order to tie your shoes you've got to have the power of God on your life.”
“. . . and Vaclav's special new shoes with the lights on the heels and the Velcro everywhere, because in America no one, not even small children, has time to tie his own shoes, and everything must have flashing lights.”
“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”