“In my life, water has had the character of punctuation.”
“Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.”
“Make your characters want something right away even if it's only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaninglessness of modern life still have to drink water from time to time.”
“Because my life is empty window of nothingness punctuated by meaningless details of totally mundane non-events.”
“I realized that my kisses with Dane had become a form of punctuation, the quotations or the hasty dash at the end of a conversation”
“I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing.”