“I'm so excited that my stomach is in a jiggle-jaggle of nerves.There they go again.Jiggle.Jaggle.I'm a mess.”

“As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.”

“Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.”

“I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I'm not used to normal. I'm used to disaster. I don't know, as messed up as he is, he's also sort of exciting, sort of a challenge. I'm accustomed to working for love.”

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”

“If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach.”