“Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said...”
“People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven. I know, because I’ve been to Cleveland. ”
“For a moment i thought i had died and gone to heaven. Now i see that i am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me”
“Zach had rushed down to rescue me without remembering to put a shirt on...Maybe I had died and gone to heaven.”
“When she squeezed his arm and told him she had two pies in her buggy, he thought he'd died and gone to heaven.”