“Look at your life as a patient and a doctor!”
“The purpose of a doctor or any human in general should not be to simply delay the death of the patient, but to increase the person's quality of life. ”
“Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath ...”
“The doctor who treats himself has a fool for a patient.”
“Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.”
“Each patient carries his own doctor inside him.”