“We'll be chopped up before you can say 'King Maggot'.”
“We'll either come to a mutual understanding of one another, or he's going to kill me and chop me up into tiny pieces and bake me into cookie.”
“Do you need an excuse to have a war? I mean, who for? Can't you just say "You got lots of cash and land, but I've got a big sword, so divvy up right now, chop chop.”
“Armando's not a pork chop, I say. She shrugs. At least a pork chop would feed you.”
“Kenzo glances up from his chopping. “You look good enough to eat.”“Don’t tell that to Stu’s sleepwalkers,” I say.”
“It was the kind of scream that would be in a horror movie right before someone got chopped up into little bitty pieces.”