“When in doubt, shoot the wizard.”
“..."but there is no doubt they intend to kill us as dead as possible in a short time." - said the Wizard"As dead as poss'ble would be pretty dead, wouldn't it?" asked Dorothy.from "Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz”
“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
“Perhaps it's rude to notice when a wizard does something strange.”
“When shooting a story about someone, their hands should always be on your list to shoot.”
“Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.”