“i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass”
“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you’re red in the face. And ass.”
“I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan”
“Sometimes I imagine that it was I that crucified him. He hanging there moaning, and I sit down facing him,eating pineapple compote. I like pineapple compote very much. Do u?”
“Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.”
“Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.”