“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
“A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER”
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?”
“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”
“Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND CONTROL. In situations like this, you want to stick close to people in right-wing fringe groups.”