“I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.”

“Have I told you that I won 4 Super Bowls?”

“I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!”

“I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.”

“The feeling of righteousness is the core mood alteration among religious addicts. Religious addiction is a massive problem in our society. It may be the most pernicious of all addictions because it’s so hard for a person to break his delusion and denial. How can anything be wrong with loving God and giving your life for good works and service to mankind?”

“You are like Odysseus, who could go out onto the great sea, lose all his goods and his friends, come to the boundaries of death, and return still himself.”

“Hell, in my opinion, is never finding your true self and never living your own life or knowing who you are.”