“In the deep night of metaphysics, all cats look black.”
“The night was as black as the inside of a cat.”
“In the dark, all cats are black.”
“The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.”
“Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn out the lights, I look so skinny that I disappear.”
“…you know if you look close at the black of a tiger’s whisker, it turns out it isn’t black at all, but a swirl of violet and deep blue and kelp green.”