“Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.”
“Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.”
“I shrugged. 'Any fool can peel the Apple,' I said. 'It takes a real man to eat the core.”
“Fool witch once, shame on you. Fool witch twice, oozing sores and an eternal rash in private areas.”
“There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the wise man choose? The answer is: I’ll take the one you didn’t choose. You see, you are the fool here, because I poisoned the first apple!”
“Any fool can do something cool and look cool, but it takes skill to make something uncool cool again.”