“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.”

“Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.”

“If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.”

“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”

“What is magic?There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.”

“Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.”

“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.”