“Both parents passed away of the Gnats on their farm out in the wilds, sir, and he was raised by peas.' 'Surely you mean on peas, Mr Groat?' 'By peas, sir”
“A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty. He tried to pick up the twenty, and split them all. Then he lost his temper, scattered the peas in all directions and ran away”
“If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy," Papa Pea would say.”
“Good garden of peas!”
“Don't call me baby when you're pissed, Sweet Pea.""Don't call me Sweet Pea at all, baby”
“Go to him, Sweet Pea.”