“Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.”

“You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire.”

“Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.”

“Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.”

“Can I ask a question, sir?" said Maurice, as Death turned to go.You May Not Get An Answer."I suppose there isn't a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?"I'm Surprised At You, Maurice. Of Course There Are No Cat Gods. That Would Be Too Much Like...Work.Maurice nodded. One good thing about being a cat, apart from the extra lives, was that the theology was a lot simpler.”

“Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.”

“His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.”