“Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.”

“I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.”

“This time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.”

“Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order"Sam Vimes”

“It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself.But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple.”

“The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.”

“In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute.”