“Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”

“No one answers when I knock. But I left a cake and a card on the porch last night, and this morning when I was jogging I noticed that it was gone.""That could mean anything. Maybe raccoons took it," I suggest and then want to do a forehead smack. Discovering vampires has really thrown a wrench in my concept of reality if my first theory is cake-stealing raccoons.”

“And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.”

“Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed by this mornings.”

“Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill?Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.”

“Lestat, what did I say last night?' he asked. 'You are the damnedest creature!”