“Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?”“Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.”
“I'm a powerful being... a wizard," Corny said. "So don't try anything." "Yes," said the little faery, blinking black eyes rapidly. "No. Try nothing.”
“There’s a distinct bitter aftertaste of Lady’s Gown in the tea, and I welcome it. Anything to sleep without dreaming.”
“There’s always less to do than you think. If there’s more to do than you think, then do that also.”
“Remember when I said that thing about not doing anything stupid?”“Yes.”“You screwed up.”
“Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.”