“Don't start weaving a social hypothesis in front of an angry woman holding a blade.”

“Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.”

“I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble.""But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg."That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.”

“The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as "Things just happen. What the hell".”

“I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it.”