“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”
“Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?”
“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”
“I was attentive to my knife and fork, spoon, glasses, and other instruments of self-destruction...”
“That's wonderful. I do like a man that tells you right out he’s looking out for himself. Don’t we all? I don’t trust a man that says he’s not. And the man that’s telling the truth when he says he’s not I distrust most of all, because he’s and ass and an ass that’s going contrary to the laws of nature.”
“With all these forks in the roads of our path, why do so many choose to take the knife?”