“Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.”

“Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.”

“Death rode out, but found himself guiding the white horse down the track to the orchard. He stopped in front of one particular tree, and stared at it for some time. Eventually he said: LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME.”

“Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?”

“Monsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door (...) and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get.”

“Omens were all very well, but sometimes it would help if people just wrote things down.”

“He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!" "Why?" "Because Carrot's mine!”