“He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.”
“I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.”
“He seemed to be having a staring contest with one of the candles”
“Staring GirlI once knew a girlwho would just stand there and stare.At anyone or anything,she seemed not to careShe'd stare at the ground,She'd stare at the sky.She'd stare at you for hours,and you'd never know why.But after winning the local staring contest,she finally gave her eyesa well-deserved rest.”
“It was like he was in a contest to see who could do the least work, only he was the only contestant.”
“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”