“He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity. ”

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“This somewhat surprised Dodger; no one had offered him a prayer before, as far as he could recall. The idea that he might have one was, on this chilly night, a welcome warmth. Cuddling that to his bosom, he led Onan up the longs stairs to bed.”


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