“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”

“The dark moppets of dread played their paranoid hopscotch across Moist's inner eyeballs. ”

“Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Good-Bye, Mr. Brain Cell.”

“Few things are hidden from a quiet child with good eyesight.”

“Child. That was a terrible thing to say to anyone who was almost thirteen.”

“Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.”

“Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child,Love enough to break a heart”