“If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.”
“I'm sure you won't dream of trying to escape from your obligations by fleeing the city...''I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind, lord.''Indeed? Then if I were you I'd sue my face for slander.”
“I know what they said even if they would not say it to my face. People love to talk. They love to slander you if you have any substance.”
“If I wrote an autobiography, I'd have to sue the author for defamation...”
“If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.”
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”