“...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”

“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.”

“Every organization needs at least one person who knows what's going on, and why it's happening, and who's doing it.”

“Kasandra took charge of things. She was the most organized person Johnny knew. In fact she was so organized that she had too much organization for one person, and it overflowed in every direction.”

“She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.”

“Character assassination. What a wonderful idea. Ordinary assassination only works once, but this one works every day.”

“Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available.”