“It is considered in the Sto Plains that only scoundrels know the second verse of their national anthem, since anyone spending time memorizing that would be up to no good purpose.”
“I was only following orders," the Mayor mocks. "The refuge of scoundrels since the dawn of time.”
“It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable; it's how you spend the time.”
“...The conversation had become unreal since Christianity had entered it. Ronny approved of religion as long as it endorsed the National Anthem, but he objected when it attempted to influence his life.”
“The national anthem of Hell is 'I did it my way.”
“Instead of narrowing our allegiances to only include our favored nation, let us sing an anthem to the marvelous human being.”