“It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork”
“I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.”
“If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.”
“So much paperwork to read! So much paperwork to push away! So much paperwork to pretend he hadn't received and that might have been eaten by gargoyles.”
“Management cares about only one thing. Paperwork. They will forgive almost anything else - cost overruns, gross incompetence, criminal indictments - as long as the paperwork's filled out properly. And in on time.”
“Oh, fuck the paperwork”