“Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!”

“Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled.”

“That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.”

“The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.”

“I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. (...)'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn.”

“Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.”

“Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.”