“Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.”
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.”
“Oh, we're always all right. You remember that. We happen to other people.-Nanny Ogg”
“Nanny Ogg appreciated fine wine in her very own way. It would never have occurred to Casanunda that anyone would top up white wine with port merely because she'd reached the end of the bottle.”
“But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg. "That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.”