“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.”
“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”
“Oh, we're always all right. You remember that. We happen to other people.-Nanny Ogg”
“The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”