“No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable.”

“There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.”

“The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?”

“I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.”

“Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.”

“Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.”

“Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them”