“OH. DRAMA.Oh, hell.”

“Things Just Happen, What The Hell”

“Well, basically there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. "There's your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like "Oh oh oh, I am dyin', oh I am dyin', oh oh oh, that's what I'm doin'", and there's your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes "Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!", although sometimes they drink champagne instead. That's basically all of opera, reely.”

“The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as "Things just happen. What the hell".”

“Oh, there's plenty of reasons. I just don't know which one.”

“Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.”

“Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.”