“Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.”
“I hated to hound the guy at the sausage table, but I wanted to learn the difference between saucisson à l'âne, donkey sausage, and saucisson du taureau, bull sausage. That donkey stuff tastes, well, just a little different.”
“[If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened to anyone you know, and sausage, after all, is delicious.”
“Sorry about your sausage dog.”
“A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ...”
“Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon. ”