“Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock”
“That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.”
“There's more geeks in this world than jocks. And, most of us are on line!”
“If you are an adolescent, here is the trick to being neither quite a nerd nor quite a jock: be no one.It is easier than you think.”
“There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things did not belong, and if you tell me that it was the naked jock, you shouldn't be reading this story.”
“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”