“Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.”

“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.”

“If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.”

“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”

“The disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and set out for the antipodes soon learned that the reason why distant ships sometimes looked as though they were disappearing over the edge of the world was that they were disappearing over the edge of the world.”

“I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.”

“What is magic?There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.”