“Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!”
“If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.”
“If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!”
“Most of the students there, he said, don't know what they think. You tell 'em, they'll think it. I plan to tell 'em.”
“Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”
“Men cheat. They lie. They love porn. The don't respect you and don't care if they hurt you. It's the fucking breaks. Women divorce 'em 'cause we can't tame 'em or train 'em or control 'em like we do household pets. End of story.”