“Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.”

“Nobody has a maximum amount of storage for fat, and it’s unlikely that we have a maximum capacity for knowledge.”

“Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order,”

“A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.”

“The amount of energy it takes to make love is the same amount of energy it takes to be very wealthy.”

“Unfortunately, the real minimum wage is always zero, regardless of the laws, and that is the wage that many workers receive in the wake of the creation or escalation of a government-mandated minimum wage, because they lose their jobs or fail to find jobs when they enter the labor force. Making it illegal to pay less than a given amount does not make a worker’s productivity worth that amount—and, if it is not, that worker is unlikely to be employed.”