“The Ephebians made wine out of anything they could put in a bucket, and ate anything that couldn't climb out of one.”
“The only thing that ever scared him was finding out there was something he couldn't do, so he damn well made sure there was anything he couldn't.”
“A man could shoot a squirrel out of a tree from a distance of sixty feet. But he couldn't vomit into a bucket or pee into a pot only two feet away. It was one of the great mysteries of life.”
“You shouldn't really expect anything out of a relationship, if you aren't willing to put anything in it...”
“Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it.”
“She couldn't have found anything nastier to say if she had thought it out with both hands for a fortnight.”