“There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.”
“Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like.”
“My Gullah grandfather is bringing a bag of dust to a vampire war. I feel better.”
“Of course, Zach Nortan could show up at school in a garbage bag and still look great.”
“The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the world. But who put the secret, or cat, in the bag in the first place? I thought only kidnap victims were supposed to be kept in bags. ”
“Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand...”