“To be fucking human, to not put too fine a point on it, and Daniel Boone can kiss my ass.”
“Larry, wouldn't it be a fine thing, a swell thing, a boon to the community of man and to all creatures great and small, if this girl's soul was as ripe and stunning as her ass.”
“When Daniel Boone goes by at nightThe phantom deer ariseAnd all lost, wild AmericaIs burning in their eyes.”
“You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass”
“When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!”
“Kiss the fattest part of my ass”