“We're on a mission from Glod.”

“We're living in science fiction, but we don't realize it.”

“Oh, we're always all right. You remember that. We happen to other people.-Nanny Ogg”

“I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.”

“You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant.You mean the sledgehammer, sir?Yes.”

“But we're a university! We have to have a library!" said Ridcully. "It adds tone. What sort of people would we be if we didn't go into the library?""Students," said Senior Wrangler morosely.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?”