“What're quantum mechanics?""I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose.”
“I was born the son of a humble mechanic. A quantum mechanic.”
“I'm beginning to think that love for me is a bit like Quantum Mechanics, something I know to exist, but have no idea how it works.”
“...quantum mechanics—the physics of our world—requires that you hold such pedestrian complaints in abeyance.”
“Einstein said that if quantum mechanics were correct then the world would be crazy. Einstein was right - the world is crazy.”
“I incline to the quantum mechanical view in this matter. My theory is that your cat is not lost, but that his waveform has temporarily collapsed and must be restored. Schrödinger. Planck. And so on." -- Dirk Gently”