“When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all.”

“If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.”

“When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.”

“There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.”

“You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national borders and an anthem.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“It's hard to explain," said Brutha. "But I think it's got something to do with how people should behave... you should do things because they're right. Not because gods say so. They might say something different another time.”