“WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? ”
“WHERE'S MY COW?!IS THAT MY COW?!HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!THAT'S NOT MY COW!THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!”
“My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.”
“Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows.”
“Hattie.' Grace patted my arm. 'My cows sing better than you do.”
“Ooli boppa cow boppa cow boppa cow cow”