“WHERE'S MY COW?!IS THAT MY COW?!HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!THAT'S NOT MY COW!THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!”
“WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? ”
“My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.”
“Ooli boppa cow boppa cow boppa cow cow”
“My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding in the ellipsis.”
“I would sell my last cow for a handful of magical beans”