“Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.”
“Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
“On the way home I absently minded (you know what I mean) went through a stop sign in Hyannis so of course there was a police car to apprehend me. A soft answer turnethed away wrath, fortunately.”
“And to be wroth with one we love…Doth work like madness in the brain.”
“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.”
“I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.”