“Your Brain on drugs is a terrible sight, but Mr Tulip was living proof of the fact that so was Your Brain on a a cocktail of horse liniment, sherbet, and powdered water-retention pills.”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”

“Mr. Tulip lived his life on that thin line most people occupy just before they haul off and hit someone repeatedly with a wrench.”

“Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Good-Bye, Mr. Brain Cell.”

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.”

“Believe it. That was the way. Never stop believing. Fool the eye, fool the brain.”

“The brain works fast when it thinks it’s about to be cut in half.”