“People that hurt or annoy you are irritants, like hemorrhoids...they eventually become assholes”
“And I’ll stop with the lecture now. I don’t like people much—they irritate and annoy me. But I’mfascinated by them anyway.”
“Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.”
“When we’re with other people and they say nothing, the situation becomes irritating.”
“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.”
“ 'You don't have any neuroses, which is annoying. You have quirks, which make up for it a little. But you're mostly irritatingly stable and normal.' ”